Monday, November 23, 2009

the attack.

tragedy struck last week:

my cat jumped off his shelf and brutally attacked my laptop, leaving permanent physical and emotional damage in the form of a dent and self esteem issues.

cat has since been locked in a drawer in order to think about what he has done.

cat is a wooden statue. don't worry avid readers, I would never lock a real cat in a drawer.


Wednesday, November 18, 2009


a long haired man with no teeth taught us how to purchase and cook a turkey today.


Sunday, November 15, 2009

dream land

coolest dream:

i am in some building that has a ton of glass walls and i walk past one and see a gigantic(bus/trailer sized) cheetah with its cheetah babies running around

sounds normal right????

except that the cheetah babies are actually human children that have cheetah ears and tails and human/cheetah mix faces

it was awesome
they were dancing and playing and doing cool cheetah baby things

and i just accepted this as the normal outdoor life

then i woke up and tried to throw myself back into the dream and it failed.

i wish these things happened in real life

Friday, November 13, 2009