Monday, November 23, 2009

the attack.

tragedy struck last week:

my cat jumped off his shelf and brutally attacked my laptop, leaving permanent physical and emotional damage in the form of a dent and self esteem issues.

cat has since been locked in a drawer in order to think about what he has done.




























cat is a wooden statue. don't worry avid readers, I would never lock a real cat in a drawer.
























meow

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

turkeys

a long haired man with no teeth taught us how to purchase and cook a turkey today.

awesome.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

dream land

coolest dream:

i am in some building that has a ton of glass walls and i walk past one and see a gigantic(bus/trailer sized) cheetah with its cheetah babies running around

sounds normal right????










except that the cheetah babies are actually human children that have cheetah ears and tails and human/cheetah mix faces

it was awesome
they were dancing and playing and doing cool cheetah baby things

and i just accepted this as the normal outdoor life

then i woke up and tried to throw myself back into the dream and it failed.




i wish these things happened in real life

http://naturescrusaders.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cheetah-cubs.jpghttp://www.gonomad.com/lodgings/0611/namgallery-images/cheetah-cub.jpg

Friday, November 13, 2009

Monday, October 26, 2009

stabbing.

I'm going to stab my roommate. Roommate, if you are reading this... be prepared.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Sunday, September 13, 2009

slippers


these look like they would be the most comfortable slippers in the world.







close second.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Uni-Lazy












Snuggie's cousin: The Uni-Lazy available at foreverlazy.com


like the snuggie, only this one has LEGS!

purple boots!

I think I am going to get these:














they are from payless so they probably won't be too comfortable, but they will be cheap! score.

animaltastic rings

have you ever wanted to witness an epic battle between two animal species that can never possibly meet on earth!?

now you can!











(mulitple unicorns, silver unicorn, octopi)


mix and match the Linda Smyth/Fleathers rings and you will have your own personal animal fight right at your fingertips.

cool.

boot.
















found the lucky brand boots online.
with free shipping and free returns.

I think I will buy them even though they are 200 dollars. if they suck, I can always send them back...and then go buy the cowboy boots from DSW...

perfect plan.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

avoiding laundry

this is what I am doing with my time instead of my laundry...
found this:





original:




how silly.

snuggie to host show during fashion week











it is about time the snuggie received proper respect in the fashion world.

there is an entire website devoted to capturing sightings of the elusive long-sleeved blanket and fueled by this parazzi-like attention, the snuggie will have the spotlight for a runway show during new york fashion week!

all snuggie styles will be featured, including the 'snoggie' (snuggie for dogs), the designer/wild side snuggies in outrageous animal prints, and the classic snuggies in pink and blue.

perhaps a new snuggie style will be unveiled at this prestigious event....fingers crossed.

to follow the snuggies wherever they go, click here: SNUGGIE

weird?

































I want to try these on.

the first pair are by siwy, and the second are from mango

cool
















animal ears are sweeping the nation!

coming soon to scenesters and aspiring playgirls near you.

can't sleep









it seems I am an insomniac this week.

every time i try to fall asleep tonight I am faced with the startling mental clip of ross geller shouting "my sandwich!?, MY sandwich!?" it is a lot more frightening than one would think. it is strange though because i don't picture the scene the same way as the Friends episode, instead I see some kind of weird spiral-y, hypnotic thing, with ross's face just circling around and around repeatedly chanting "my sandwich" .

I don't know what this means.
but I am terrified, and exhausted.



Tuesday, September 1, 2009

brown boots



Lucky Brand $199















Bandolino $149












Nine West $99












BCBGeneration $149












Steve Madden $99







any comments on which pair is the best? or suggestions of other brown boots.....

I am looking for something flat or maybe stacked heel, that could be casual or dressed up....

thanks hannah, since you are probably the only person who will read this and respond.

catwoman sweatshirt!


cool!

Tripp NYC 'cat-girl' hoodie

sadly, it is 60 dollars.

it is still awesome though...

Thursday, August 27, 2009

laptop

my laptop is currently being repaired, and I don't feel comfortable being anywhere near PCs. my apologies dedicated readers, I hope to return soon.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

my cats









chairman meow (chairman)











the great catsby (catsby)












romeow and julicat (romeow and julicat)











catsper the friendly ghost (ghost)










prince catspian (prince)





I have selected these as the names for my future cats
these are now documented online with the date so no one can steal them!

Friday, August 21, 2009

horse sweater!


I would like to make this to add to my collection of animal themed clothing.

This is a Jean-Charles de Castelbajac horse sweater.

The giraffe sweatshirt could have a friend!!!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

delicious gummy snacks at the friendly local grocer


delicious gummy snacks:

juicy oozers gummy fun bugs
(yes they are real, similar to bug shaped gushers)
trolli sour bright crawlers
sour patch kids watermelons

Saturday, August 15, 2009

(500) Days of Summer

last minute shoppers

If a store in a mall has one door closed, one of the workers counting the money in the cash register and the other fervently straightening the piles of clothing, DO NOT come in the store to "browse" for a few minutes.

While browsing, you will most likely mess up the piles of clothing, cause the workers to stay later than planned (messing up payroll numbers) and wreck what would otherwise have been a successful closing shift.


So, if a store closes at 8:30, and at 8:28 you suddenly get an urge to browse....don't.

Unless you have a specific item you are going to run in and quickly purchase, go away.

Friday, August 14, 2009

tutu














I want to make a tutu skirt.
I'm thinking neutral for the outer layer, and lots of different colors to make up the other layers--or really whatever fabric I can find on clearance.

shoes!














ATTENTION MOTHER: BIRTHDAY WISH

number one on my shoe desire list. converse double upper high tops. rainbow!












I plan to wear them with a black dress similar to these.

or, I could wear them with pants, or nothing at all!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

giraffe!


I'm hoping to find a way to make something similar to this Jeremy Scott giraffe sweatshirt myself. I should be able to re-create it for less than the couple hundred dollars it is being sold for. I'll add pictures of my progress later.







Note to self:
Buy ivory sweatshirt and puffy paint

blogging.

I have no idea what to write about in a blog. Or how people will find this particular blog and decide it is a crucial aspect of their lives, but I have six weeks to kill before returning to school, and this is my new project. I named this "The Daily Life of a Jungle Cat" for no reason other than that i like jungles and cats, I plan to have twelve in the future (cats that is, not jungles). I will fill this blog with random fantastic things I have found. Warning: it will be full of grammatical errors.